Friday, 29 August 2008

BreastFeeding for beginners



I went to a seance yesterday and the medium asked my mother a question.


'Would you let another woman breastfeed your baby?'


Apparently, mother answered in the affirmative, 'Yes, Deer.'


Oh, goooooody. Thanks Mummy.


Now, Cummon Kate, get yer tits out for The Merkin.

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Ooooooooh Jaqui, I feel soooooo safe.







Jaqui Smith is possibly the most incompetent in a long line of Nu-Lab Home Secretaries to disgrace that office.
Even she surpassed that bunch of cunts who claim to have protected us from another 3/1/1911.
On the Beeb she presented the latest anti-whatever breeze.
On Today Programme, she seemed to tell the whole world that Manchester airport was the easiest way to sneak into Britain
Why?
Could this be a double bluff in the hope that all the 'attempted Muslims' will queue up in the 'no bombs to declare' channel in the hope of by-passing the facial recognition software?
Who knows?. It seems that, after the Georgia debacle, strategy is not the neo-con strongpoint.
Anyway, Our Jaqui was asked by that veritable attack dog Eddie Mair if the system could tell the difference between identical twins. She obfuscated in an attempt to deny the truth - it doesn't work.
Knowing that the software sucks, our Britannia Ruler assured us that the passport/ID card would match with the photo.
Of course, The Merkin thinks otherwise.
The software may not be able to differentiate identical twins but the, mostly human, readers of this blog should be able to do so.
Just to make things interesting I have included an aged rocker, a real paedophile supporter, a monster, a few murder suspects and Gary Glitter.

Now, I would feel much more secure if Our Jaqui could assure us that the software could differentiate The Triplets.

Cameron 'The Russkies should be banned from Selfridges'

Clegg 'The Russkies should be banned from Harrods'

Milliband 'The Russkies should be banned from John Lewis'.

And Brown? In the Kingdom of the Blind the One-Eyed PM is there till Cheney decides otherwise.

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

What's Uranium For The Giyus............



Remember what Eisenhower said?

"To the making of these fateful decisions, the United States pledges before you--and therefore before the world--its determination to help solve the fearful atomic dilemma--to devote its entire heart and mind to find the way by which the miraculous inventiveness of man shall not be dedicated to his death, but consecrated to his life."

"Atoms for Peace" was the title of a speech delivered by U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower to the UN General Assembly in New York City on December 8, 1953.

The yankees later gave away a 'free' nuclear reactor to Iran

As we know :

'A civil nuclear co-operation program was established under the U.S. Atoms for Peace program. In 1967, the Tehran Nuclear Research Center (TNRC) was established, run by the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran (AEOI). The TNRC was equipped with a U.S.-supplied, 5-megawatt nuclear research reactor, which became operational in 1967 and was fueled by highly enriched uranium.[21] Iran signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) in 1968 and ratified it in 1970. With the establishment of Iran's atomic agency and the NPT in place, the Shah approved plans to construct, with U.S. help, up to 23 nuclear power stations by the year 2000.'

But, not so fast.
Firstly, the US had to overthrow the Democratically elected government in Iran.

They did.

'The 1953 Iranian coup d'état deposed the elected government of Prime Minister Mohammed Mosaddeq and his cabinet, it was effected by SIS and CIA spies working with anti-Communist civilians and army officers.'

So, why all this fuss about Iran building a nuclear reactor?

Simple.

The Iranians freed themselves.

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