Thursday, 14 June 2007

Nice work if you can get it

"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)"

I saw this as a stumble site. Haven't checked it out.
Doesn't matter, it's an interesting thought.

52 comments:

ben trovato said...

Sounds like the perfect job for a Merkin.

zola a social thing said...

Sloppy Seconds for some maybe.
But......
Those "flowers" might blossom again later - so I am told.

Reminds me of that song about Dinah Dinah show us yer legs one yard above your knee.

How awful and awesome we can be....

lavenderblue said...

and all over the world millions of you wankers are dreaming wetly of being 'the man'.......dream on.......

trousers said...

Oh come on lav, its a dirty job but someone's got to do it after all.

lavenderblue said...

oh.
and how do you know it's a dirty job,then,trousers....huh?

trousers said...

Just guessing, is all :)

Merkin said...

Anti, can I 'borrow a Beadle' ?

zola a social thing said...

Anti could not find the Beadle so he asked me to step in and mediate this potential thriller.

This far LavenderBlue holds the moral high ground ( votes are still coming in by the way) and Trousers is a very naughty boy. But fashions do change as the always wicked Merc knows.

I suggest ( after advice taken from the Judge Anticant) the group gets together and agree basics.

Jesus I have not laughed so much since Mrs Truelove died.....
Carry on Sgt Major.

zola a social thing said...

Rumour has it that LavenderBlue has Post-Clough syndrome (PCs).
With this in mind the good Judge has asked me to be kind and understanding towards this response to wicked-Merc.

What can we expect from Nottingham.

lavenderblue said...

A riot is what you can expect.
Who the fuck is Clough ?

boldscot said...

Well Zola, Neil Lennon has left the celts for Notts - so expect some fireworks in that area.

trousers said...

Hahahah a debate about Nottingham springs up on three different blog sites!

boldscot said...

Trousers, truly the end of civilisation as we know it!!
What next, Skegness?.

trousers said...

Now that's going TOO far, boldscot.

zola a social thing said...

Clacton?

zola a social thing said...

Whitby?

zola a social thing said...

For fucks sake not Blackpool or Brighton!!!!!!!!!!!

zola a social thing said...

Not Hull or Grimsby either.
Do I get the record for most posts without a response?
Please give me the record just to piss off old whoever holds the record right now.

But CONCERT in the NE now that is a different thing.
Who likes Concert?

zola a social thing said...

Come on keep up to speed.

Anonymous said...

Lavvy will not be amused, I tell you.

Anna MR said...

Sorry to butt in like this but are you folks really debating silly towns in the UK instead of the deflowering of virginal brides-to-be?

The English I would understand, but that the Scots will stoop to this level of no-sex-please comes as a surprise to me. I had you down as being pretty wild, actually.

lavenderblue said...

AnnaMR - I am A Scot........and i am wild..................hope you are too............

Anna MR said...
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Anna MR said...

goddamit, try again (I can't bear my picture coming up here since none of you use them)

Lavender, hei - what, wild or a Scot? Am one, not the other. You knew that anyway.

zola a social thing said...

anna me wild Scottish oats?

anticant said...

Hi Anna MR, there's nothing "silly" about Whitby - home of Captain Cook and a haunt of Dracula. A very pretty little place, too.

Anna MR said...

Wild Scottish oats sounds good for breakfast.

Will promise to google Whitby now. Captain Cook was eaten in a town (now) called Captain Cook. It may ease the pain.

boldscot said...

My wish is your command, Mr Anna.
That is all that's left in a World shaken by the news that Blair is set to become the new UE President.

lavenderblue said...

Oh,goody.
And the sun has just come out.
Life,however gets shittier...........

Anna MR said...

Anticant, apologies for misuse of word "silly". I now know where the term "jet black" comes from.

Boldscot, you had me googling too (buggered if I know what UE stands for). Then realised it was the reason behind you reading the previous post on this site so well. This also explains the funny changing places of the words "wish" and "command" in your comment to me.

Lavender, girl...what can I say.

Hello, Merkin. Are you always this quiet?

Merkin said...

Merkin is back, after a little fight with the computer over the last day or so.
Wish and command, MR Anna?
Sometimes they are the same, no?.

Anna MR said...

No wait. It's me who's the frigging dyslexic here. It's supposed to say "your" where it says "my". Those are the words that changed places, surely.

I am off to sulk on my own planet now. Sorry, Merkin.

Merkin said...

'your' 'my'?
I am flexible, as always.
Sulk?
Ooooooooh.
(Of course, if the Boldscot had you buggered, what more can I say)
Lucky for some.

Anna MR said...

Lavenderblue, where are you girl? Come and help me out, will you. Show some solidarity.

DJ Kirkby said...

Hmmm, this post has just given me an idea for my next short story... p.s. swallow of course...

zola a social thing said...

Viagra helps

zola a social thing said...

Now let's get back to Dracula where we began.
Please.

lavenderblue said...

anna mr - sori I missed you..this computer going slowwer than the underneath of a slug's bollocks...logged off in despair.
And,ZoZoBear.....what the fuck has Dracula and Viagra got to do with it huh ?

Anna MR said...

Now what is tickling me is the fact that Dracula (a cannibal of sorts) and Captain Cook (a victim of cannibalism, allegedly, although locals vehemently deny this nowadays) have a Whitby connection.

Come to sunny Whitby, UK's leading centre for cannibalism.

ok, I think I'll get my coat

lavenderblue said...

anna mr - it's hanging next to mine..

Anna MR said...

Lavender, girl, I like my coat hanging in such fine company.

Now come and help me sort out the old sexist, Mr Zhisou.

ben trovato said...

Don't be so SLOW, Lavvyblue! Even Dracula would need Viagra to service all those Guam virgins.

And, AnnaMR, some young relatives who've just spent a weeekend in Whitby say there are some wonderful restaurants there and they eat themselves silly. Dunno if there are any cannibal ones, though......

zola a social thing said...

What ever would vinegar tits say about this popular post?

Anonymous said...

She would send us all to bloody Leith that is what she would do.
Leith for godsakes....
Had opening-hours as 24 a day and that was just for the learners.
That was the Merkin-Trousers youth and that is why LavenderBlue is a little bit moral on this blogpost.

Lavender refuses to say LEITH and Edinburgh in one breath.

zola a social thing said...

BYW : Anna Mr has, we are told by a source of good repute, visited Leith and has been "amazed" at the antics and rantings, ravings and cantings that were evident.
Anna Mr returned too later.
GIVE ME more, he cried. ( he?).

Anna MR said...

Ben Trovato, allow me to quote yourself to yourself:
"some young relatives who've just spent a weeekend in Whitby say there are some wonderful restaurants there and they eat themselves silly" (italics mine).

Stop press:

BLOODSUCKING'S TAME -
AUTOCANNIBALISM IN WHITBY
Read All On BloggersOnTheRun.

Zola - only one thing worse than etc. I have been to Oban, though. And my gender is hardly the issue here.

Merkin said...

It has been said that 'If The Merkin was made of chocolate he would eat himself'.
Does that count as self-love or auto cannibalism, Mister Anna?.

lavenderblue said...

What a load of bollocks.

Merkin said...

Who rattled Lavender's cage?>
Answers on a postcard to......

Anna MR said...

Merkin - that sounds like autoerotic cannibalism to me.

Lavender, whazzup girl?

lavenderblue said...

Hi Anna mr- love your comments......and your site.........am over on trousers' and MrZ's at the moment......x

Gledwood said...

Yeah right. I will believe that when I get to Guam and have successfully applied for the job of "deflowerer" ~ha!
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