Sunday, 20 April 2008

I am a lying hypocrite, says Prescott, who ate all the pies.


Our John stated his reasons for not getting treatment for his condition and his unwillingness to let the Doc know :


'I am a public official, how do you know it is going to stay secret?'

From the same government that wants us to tell all - including our sexual preferences - to The Database.
Hypocrisy distilled.

PS I would have shagged Caroline Flint twenty odd years ago (and maybe even less than that, God willing).
Hope that is on the database when she feels especially horny.

4 comments:

zola a social thing said...

What does one expect from Hull?
And
Good morning Merky porky pie boy what is on the menu this week?
I'm starving.

Stef said...

I would have shagged Caroline Flint twenty odd years ago (and maybe even less than that, God willing)

but you'd probably hate yourself afterwards

which probably makes her even more attractive

Merkin said...

Well Zola the only food this month has been funeral fare - hence the lack of a new posting.
Back to 'normalcy' soon.

You may be right, Stef.

'but you'd probably hate yourself afterwards'
Perhaps, Polly could lend me a clothes-peg or a blindfold.

lwtc247 said...

"I found it difficult as a man like me to admit that I suffered from bulimia - the doctors told me that it was probably due to stress. "

As if knew screwing up the country and voting to kill 1m Iraqi's and probably hundreds of thousands of Afghani's was going to be stress free endevour.

"What I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, till I felt sick" - It's called "greed" you 2 jags champagne socialist.

I'm not bolloxemic like you pal, but I have more than a sneeky feeling that if I ate burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, I'd feel sick too.

Oi! LWTC you sod. I'm sure Prescott's lovely man

Voted strongly for introducing ID cards.
Voted very strongly for introducing foundation hospitals.
Voted strongly for introducing student top-up fees.
Voted strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws.
Voted very strongly for the Iraq war.
Voted strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.
Voted very strongly for replacing Trident.


Yeah. Lovely. Go eat some dead Iraqi flesh you murderering Socialist traitor.