'I want a Doctor to take your picture.....'
Those of you who know the interesting year I have had, will not be surprised to see that even the indestructible Boldscot had to visit The Doctor Doom, he of the SomethingOscopy type.
What I saw was not ghastly. On the contrary, I fell in love.
Looked a lot better than some of the orifices I have surveyed.
Then, I remembered the song.
One of the best songs of the 80s, from The Vapours.
'I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so ......'
Do I give a toss?
'Don't really think so, dada lad da da da......'