Done.
Those of you who know the interesting year I have had, will not be surprised to see that even the indestructible Boldscot had to visit The Doctor Doom, he of the SomethingOscopy type.
What I saw was not ghastly. On the contrary, I fell in love.
Looked a lot better than some of the orifices I have surveyed.
Then, I remembered the song.
One of the best songs of the 80s, from The Vapours.
Turning Japanese.
'I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so ......'
Do I give a toss?
'Don't really think so, dada lad da da da......'
16 comments:
Now we know what is hidden inside a Merkin.
Stef's Top 5 songs about wanking:
1. Orgasm Addict, Buzzocks
2. Turning Japanese, The Vapours
3. Teenage Kicks, The Undertones
4. Pictures of Lily, The Who
5. My Ding-A-Ling, Chuck Berry
plus anything by Genesis
...I did a mix tape once featuring 20 songs about tossing yourself off
I miss the 80s :(
'...I did a mix tape once featuring 20 songs about tossing yourself off'
That must have been a great party!
Yeah, but who cleared up the mess?
Men who regularly cleared their tubes a few times a week in their twenties, have a greatly reduced risk of prostrate cancer later in life.
This Health Info spot is sponsored by:
Kleenex - "We'll happily clean up the mess."
Lurid surroundings with a black hole in the middle - does this depict the mind of a Merkin?
Is this all about the economy?
The eye of the tiger changing tack so to be a bed-snake instead?
All very confusing from the outside.
The mind of the merkin was not scanned, Anticant, because the machine to do it is on loan to the Yanks in Cuba.
Still, it must be said I did change the colour a wee bit rather than frighten the natives.
Zola, the economy is everything to the Doctors as well.
It is all to do with perspective is it not?
But I would not want one of those things up my sacred places.
Quite right, awesome.
And, thankfully, it went down, not up.
I really cannot handle all this.
I am only 16, only 16. I am too young to know.
Right now Merkin me old.
Hands off cocks
Put on socks.
Enough of this wasting of time.
You may be right, Zo-Zo.
Something about the 4th of July that gets our Merkin stuck.
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