Friday, 4 July 2008

I got a Doctor to take my picture

'I want a Doctor to take your picture.....'


Those of you who know the interesting year I have had, will not be surprised to see that even the indestructible Boldscot had to visit The Doctor Doom, he of the SomethingOscopy type.
What I saw was not ghastly. On the contrary, I fell in love.
Looked a lot better than some of the orifices I have surveyed.

Then, I remembered the song.

One of the best songs of the 80s, from The Vapours.

Turning Japanese.

'I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so ......'

Do I give a toss?

'Don't really think so, dada lad da da da......'


Anonymous said...

Now we know what is hidden inside a Merkin.

Stef said...

Stef's Top 5 songs about wanking:

1. Orgasm Addict, Buzzocks
2. Turning Japanese, The Vapours
3. Teenage Kicks, The Undertones
4. Pictures of Lily, The Who
5. My Ding-A-Ling, Chuck Berry

plus anything by Genesis

Stef said...

...I did a mix tape once featuring 20 songs about tossing yourself off

I miss the 80s :(

Merkin said...

'...I did a mix tape once featuring 20 songs about tossing yourself off'

That must have been a great party!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but who cleared up the mess?

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anticant said...

Lurid surroundings with a black hole in the middle - does this depict the mind of a Merkin?

zola a social thing said...

Is this all about the economy?

The eye of the tiger changing tack so to be a bed-snake instead?

All very confusing from the outside.

Merkin said...

The mind of the merkin was not scanned, Anticant, because the machine to do it is on loan to the Yanks in Cuba.

Still, it must be said I did change the colour a wee bit rather than frighten the natives.

Zola, the economy is everything to the Doctors as well.

Phil Mcavity from Inverness said...


caravan club member said...

It is all to do with perspective is it not?
But I would not want one of those things up my sacred places.

Merkin said...

Quite right, awesome.
And, thankfully, it went down, not up.

football fan from Cornwall said...

I really cannot handle all this.

university of london graduate said...

I am only 16, only 16. I am too young to know.

zola a social thing said...

Right now Merkin me old.
Hands off cocks
Put on socks.
Enough of this wasting of time.

Merkin said...

You may be right, Zo-Zo.

freddie frinton said...

Something about the 4th of July that gets our Merkin stuck.