Friday, 5 September 2008

Palintologists Are Dinosaurs Who Like Younger Chicks.

If a woman like this told you that Dinosaurs and Humans lived together in Paradise after the world was created 6,000 years ago, would you argue?
If she told you that the proof is in the peanut butter would you believe her?



24 comments:

zola a social thing said...

Add a bit of cheese cake
Spin it around with quick-bake
........
All you need is a brand new melting pot,
Big enough to take the world and all its got.

Merkin said...

A blast from the past, indeed, Zola.

anticant said...

I'm told that this pic is probably a fake concocted by her enemies - but if the lady stays on her "pitbull with lipstick" form I wouldn't be surprised if she has a blown-up version hung proudly on the wall of the Oval Office after McCain's near-inevitable heart attack.

Is she likely to sober up if she gets her finger on the nuclear trigger? My most optimistic fantasy is that the Middle East crisis will be resolved by old-fashioned single combat - Presidents Palin and Ah!madinnerjacket wrestling naked in mud, with Bad Mad Vlad Putin as referee...........

Merkin said...

I think Cheney and Rove have out finessed Obama.

In fact, it makes not too much difference who is in power over there, as they are all figureheads, but it is good fun to join in the fray.

Anyway, things have changed for two reasons.
Firstly the impotence of the Yankees in implementing their policy in Georgia has shown the ultra-violet on the Emperors new clothes - this has resulted in Germany and France refusing to play ball leaving the UK on its lonesome.

Secondly, the US is going to fall further because of the Capitalism Crunch and they are going to have major internal problems.

PS From the discussion on BumpShack, I am pretty sure it is a fake - which is why I said 'woman like this.

anticant said...

They would be mad to start another Cold War - let alone a Hot War - with the Russians. However, what bothers me is that a lot of those with their hands firmly on the levers of power in the USofA ARE mad. They have a totally distorted view of the world, cannot bear to be losers, and know that "God is on their side".

Irrationalism - especially of the religious variety - poses the greatest contemporary threat to world peace, and indeed to humanity's survival. Maybe it's all part of God's plan..........

Merkin said...

Well, Anti, you are right.
Just cross the fingers.

zola a social thing said...

Irrationalism is not some kind of anti-rationalism by itself.
Remember we all have non-rational(s).

BTW : nice pair of tits there Merkin.

Merkin said...

Irrational?

Did either of you look at 'The World according to PeanutButter Irrationalists'?

(I agree, Zola)

anticant said...

Really, Merkin, hae you been showing Zola your tits? Whatever next? The Beadle must be put on the case immediately!

Anyhow, have a look Atheist Ethicist's damn good post on "Reality" [link via my Arena sidebar].

Merkin said...

Zola has seen my tits plenty of times, Antigone.

Still, I will follow your advice implicitly as I often do (even though I hate to admit it).

Merkin said...

AntiGone, as in, gone to the Greek Isles rather than any particular tragedy - even though the Anouih play is one of my few pieces of culture.

zola a social thing said...

Is our Anticant really a Byron in some kind of disguise mode?
Does he like younger chicks after slowly getting bored with dinasaurs?

All these questions merely tempt us all to follow the Anticant Diary written from the Classical past and thrust into the future of the upcoming Horrorgate.

anticant said...

Oh Zola, you've guessed - I am mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

anticant said...

Oh Zola, you've guessed - I am mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

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Merkin said...

Zola, do you wish to apply the Coup de Grace or should I?

Anonymous said...

We are all well aware of that famous personage 'Two Jags Prescott' but are we similarly to be made aware of 'three sherries Antigone' or 'three times lucky in the Greek Isles'.

I think we should be told.

anticant said...

Only three times? Give us a break - I'm there for a week!

finger on her nuclear tirgger said...

Should that be " gimme a break"?

AvonCalling said...

I like her lipstick.
Oink, oink.

Merkin said...

http://tinyurl.com/4m944m

I see The Graun has stolen AntiCant's headline.

anticant said...

Now a moot point whether I'll get to that Greek island, as I was booked to fly on XL! Travel agents say they are doing their best to find a substitute, but all hangs in the balance and a nail-biting weekend lies ahead.

[On second thoughts, I'll leave that bit to Broody Gordon and stick to large Vs & Ts.]

zola a social thing said...

Bugger XL what you need Anticant is one of those four-wheel drives that look like mini-tractors. Put a compass on the front and an paraply on the top and bobs yer uncle .... As Anticant went out one Mid-Autumn Morning.......
Your resulting article would more than pay for the trip.

Merkin will sort out yer insurance.

anticant said...

My middle name isn't Icarus.