Tuesday 31 March 2009

Jacqui Blue Does Redditch like Dallas

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Simon Jenkins, in The Graun said, of JaquiBlue : How many times must the home secretary have been assured in security briefings that her latest purchase of some data storage gizmo was "totally secure"?

I presumed he was meaning videos and DVD roms.

Aha, Videos and CDs and DVDs as storage devices for her researcher to peruse in the comfort of her second home.

Do you think she was trying to hide something of national importance within a couple of stroker videos?

After all, as The Times reported, her own dept told us how it is done

Secret coded messages are being embedded into child pornographic images, and paedophile websites are being exploited as a secure way of passing information between terrorists.

I think there is more to come out having reported on this some time ago.

As was pointed out, she claimed for 88p on a bath plug - but we know it was a typo.


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9 comments:

Bodwyn Wook said...

Anent the earlier injunction not to think of elephants, here's a dialect confection from the southern Minnesota of my vanished youth, more a wooly mammopth than a shaggy dog account, I guess...:

http://oldunclecrow.wordpress.com/2006/07/09/when-the-circus-came-to-le-center-and-elysian/

Bodwyn Wook said...

...mammoth! M-A-M-M-O-T-H, not...mammon!?

anticant said...

I understand that MPs can't claim expenses on items which cost less than 50p. There are bath plugs cheaper than that, but she chose the 88p one so we would pay for it.....

If that's not pornographic, what is?

zola a social thing said...

We also find out that there seems to be an extraordinary amount of tissue paper involved.
In fact a mammoth amount of tissue paper has been claimed for.

anticant said...

And lots of clingwrap no doubt.

Bodwyn Wook said...

A brutish and ill-conditioned, ungracious, suspiciousness among the Lower Orders, of their sod-disant 'betters', hmm? 'Governance' is so very stressful, for a fact these poor souls need whatsoever small recreations they may contrive. I give you my word that if we stump up for a pallet load of rubber bath ducks, why, they'll all forfend plastic sheetwrap in a heartbeat!

zola a social thing said...

Now Bodi-wookie. Control yourself.

You must know that the wicked Merkin is fond of "plastic streetwrap" and your mentioning of such a burlesque image will not help his sanity at all.

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