I very nearly had a heart attack.
Impetuous as I may sometimes be, my impetuosity nearly had dire effect.
What caused this, you may ask?
'A flash mob of around 200 Palestinian figures has paid tribute to Tony Blair, the much loved creator of . . . . .'
While I was busy shouting for all around to administer, CPM, whisky and smelling salts, my - by now - barely roving eye managed to focus once again on the headline that was killing me.
It actually read :
'A flash mob of around 200 Plasticine figures has paid tribute to Tony Hart, the much loved creator of . . '
(until, Our Tony becomes European President, that is.)