'A 'disgruntled' wife has admitted feeding her estranged husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.'
When I saw this story I was reminded of the words of Anticant and could only think :
'What would she have done if she was 'gruntled'?.
Well, I know exactly.
I had a beautiful 1968 Les Paul Black Beauty. Pristine, but well played.
No longer so.
A vengeful lady decided to convert it with the aid of a ball-pein hammer (the same kind the Yorkshire Ripper used) and it is no more.
My 3.5 litre Rover also saw the last of a back and front windscreen.
And my Gibson Hummingbird.
I can't say what inspired this outpouring of ire.
I'll just say this : she was certainly worth it.
Sometimes, I miss the Les Paul, though.