Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Hell hath no fury..............

'A 'disgruntled' wife has admitted feeding her estranged husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.'

When I saw this story I was reminded of the words of Anticant and could only think :

'What would she have done if she was 'gruntled'?.

Well, I know exactly.
I had a beautiful 1968 Les Paul Black Beauty. Pristine, but well played.
No longer so.
A vengeful lady decided to convert it with the aid of a ball-pein hammer (the same kind the Yorkshire Ripper used) and it is no more.
My 3.5 litre Rover also saw the last of a back and front windscreen.
And my Gibson Hummingbird.

I can't say what inspired this outpouring of ire.
I'll just say this : she was certainly worth it.
Sometimes, I miss the Les Paul, though.


trousers said...

This goes against the old saying "Revenge is a dish best served cold" on more than one level.

I thought I was going to get a brick through my window once - I stayed up at night with the lights off, waiting, just in case. Fortunately it didn't happen....

What happened to that "Bring it on" header? Just curious :)

Merkin said...

Nothing nefarious in the way of purpose - it shouldn't have been there in the first place. Hic.
The full answer, Trousers, is winging its way to you on your email together with something from LavvyBloo.

lavenderblue said...

Maybe the Author finally got sober..? No?

Merkin said...

Now, now, you doubt my ability to control a keyboard when in a state of disrepair?.