Mentioned to Zola today that perhaps we could have a virtual party, but who to invite?
Of the ones on his blogroll, only GrumpyAunt - the oldest - is still up and running on a regular basis. On my list, I recently did a bit of housekeeping, adding some names and removing others that I don't look at so often.
One who is very much up and running (though I hesitate to think what he runs on) is WariatWook.
Wariat actually means crazy in Polish and my friends always used to describe me as 'zupelnie wariat' = Mad as a Hatter.
Ditto Wookie - but a real item who makes Stephen Fry seem as 'dumb' as Vicky Pollard.
Originally, I had described Wook as being MadCuntWook but decided that a more polite moniker may be better for my avoidance of those bot-crawlers which might send all sorts of unwelcome business The Way of The Merkin.
No matter, Wookie is one in a zillion but even he surpassed himself with the following scribble on GrumpyAunt's site :
'We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:
:) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS" ?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass '
My thanks to Wookie.
Some crackers amongst that lot, no?
Actually, reminded me of an ex - she was a lovely, small round American (_LARD_)
More suggestions?
Any further mischief and mayhem would be welcome before we get back to the serious business of 'gettin' intae' these bad bastards who are unsuccessfully trying to grind us down.
Saturday, 18 August 2007
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and exactly why isn't my name on your list, since I'm so totally fab!
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Next please.
Anyone less intelligent is superfluous to anyone's requirements.....anywhere.
I just re-read the title.
Not too sure about 'bumfucks.
Maybe you could enlighten us.....?
I thank you.
Oh ! Yellow Duck !!
But What if.
Power cat.and......
VINEGAR TITS .
I give up now.
I have to get Blanche to a burial ground.
The title?
Ass-i-cons = BumFucks.
No?
Same as 'what is the richest animal in the jungle'?
Answer : Rhinoceros.
Rhino = Money
SoreArse = Piles
RhinoSoreArse = Piles of money.
Easy.
Erm.Hang on....
What happened to my list ?
Apart from Anti and ZoZo Bear and wookies World, I put up
trousers
Swagman
SuzyQ
powercat
Butwhatif
1Loneranger
and YOUR MOTHER.
So why have you wiped it off ?
Ah ! silly me......one has to be 'totally fab'.
oh dear.........
and I forgot msMelancholy from the deleted list - now there is a VERY clever lady.............
I hadn't looked at Wook's site before, but I'll be sure to do so having read your description of him. The assicons made me laugh.
Do like that one LavvyBloo.
Dman it I have been spooked agin
Tried to keep history in order as a good conservative should. But now all that is clearly changin.
Tried to, tried to......
But memory is no bad thing and a few reminders is very educational ... No?
Zola, you are about as conservative as all my other relatives in The Addams Family
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assenine
( :-( )
sad arse
( er )
Bummer
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assenine
( :-( )
sad arse
( er )
Bummer
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