BlogRolls and Bumfucks.

Mentioned to Zola today that perhaps we could have a virtual party, but who to invite?
Of the ones on his blogroll, only GrumpyAunt - the oldest - is still up and running on a regular basis. On my list, I recently did a bit of housekeeping, adding some names and removing others that I don't look at so often.
One who is very much up and running (though I hesitate to think what he runs on) is WariatWook.
Wariat actually means crazy in Polish and my friends always used to describe me as 'zupelnie wariat' = Mad as a Hatter.
Ditto Wookie - but a real item who makes Stephen Fry seem as 'dumb' as Vicky Pollard.
Originally, I had described Wook as being MadCuntWook but decided that a more polite moniker may be better for my avoidance of those bot-crawlers which might send all sorts of unwelcome business The Way of The Merkin.
No matter, Wookie is one in a zillion but even he surpassed himself with the following scribble on GrumpyAunt's site :

'We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS" ?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass '


My thanks to Wookie.

Some crackers amongst that lot, no?
Actually, reminded me of an ex - she was a lovely, small round American (_LARD_)

More suggestions?
Any further mischief and mayhem would be welcome before we get back to the serious business of 'gettin' intae' these bad bastards who are unsuccessfully trying to grind us down.