Thursday, 22 May 2008
Alkie-Ada or Hazel Blears? We know.
We know that Mister Brown is Churchilian in his wish to have been born a Yankee.
He is now fluffing his words in the Bushite tradition.
Alkie-Ada. Could have cum from the President himself.
I think not.
Perhaps, he was having a wet dream about Hazel Blears?
What a thought.
The Blair Babe is closer to Alkie-Ada than most.
After 28 days in the pokey or 24 days in the womb will the British people know the answer?
Will we fuck.
Do help me.
Which one is Alkie-Ada?
Which one is Brown's Babe?
You may laugh at my suggestion that Brown can even have a Babe, bearing in mind his, alleged, proclivities.
Do we care?
We don't care about anything except hypocrisy.
If the PM is a chimney sweep, all power to his elbow (so to speak).
Answers on a postcard to 'MyFriendShaggedThePm.com'
Notice that The Merkin is always impartial.
The second photo is metrosexual in nature.
We can't tell whether Hazel Blears is the Blair Babe or the Godzilla.
Answers on a postcard to 'SheIsEquallyCorrupt.com'.
Update 6th November
Our Hazel recently revealed her cameo role in in 'A Taste of Honey' - something I did not know when I wrote this post.
I am obviously gifted.