Thursday, 22 May 2008

Alkie-Ada or Hazel Blears? We know.

We know that Mister Brown is Churchilian in his wish to have been born a Yankee.
He is now fluffing his words in the Bushite tradition.
Alkie-Ada. Could have cum from the President himself.
I think not.
Perhaps, he was having a wet dream about Hazel Blears?
What a thought.
The Blair Babe is closer to Alkie-Ada than most.

After 28 days in the pokey or 24 days in the womb will the British people know the answer?
Will we fuck.

Do help me.
Which one is Alkie-Ada?
Which one is Brown's Babe?

You may laugh at my suggestion that Brown can even have a Babe, bearing in mind his, alleged, proclivities.
Do we care?
We don't care about anything except hypocrisy.
If the PM is a chimney sweep, all power to his elbow (so to speak).

Answers on a postcard to ''

Notice that The Merkin is always impartial.
The second photo is metrosexual in nature.
We can't tell whether Hazel Blears is the Blair Babe or the Godzilla.
You choose.

Answers on a postcard to ''.

Update 6th November

Our Hazel recently revealed her cameo role in in 'A Taste of Honey' - something I did not know when I wrote this post.

I am obviously gifted.


Anonymous said...

Churchillian or Reptillian?

anticant said...

Right on, Hazel Blears! She's doing more to self-destruct the derailed ZanuLabour 'project' single-handed than anyone else except Gordibroon.

Merkin said...

Hi Anti, having seen Godzilla on 'Question Time' last night, I may be tempted to agree with you.
However, having this morning listened to Harpy Harriet on 'Today', I think it is a close run thing.

Thank you, anonymous, for the spelling correction.

Fio Rili said...

Cew has spoken. The Alkie-Ada exchange was an appalling display of avoidance. The opposition were better prepared - Iloved the quote from Blahr about going to bi-elections (nothing metro about that),

Fio Rili said...

Oh, and Crew spoke too....

Bollinger Byrd said...

Do you know sometimes I don't understand ... what's Rita Tushingham gotta do with it all?

Merkin said...

Nice to see you here, FioRili.
Rili nice to see you here.
Do come again.
Now there's a thought!

Bollinger Byrd, what film was the Tushingham photo taken from and why would the film's subject matter suit this blog in any way?

Martin-Mark-Whitehouse said...

We feel you have all been mis-understood.
But there is the "Second Coming" is there not?

Merkin said...

Martin-Mark-Whitehouse, nice to see you here.

Second coming?

'And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not alarmed; for this must take place, but the end is not yet. For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be famines and earthquakes in various places: all this is but the beginning of the birth-pangs." (Matthew 24:3-8 RSV)'

Anyone want to hear my last confession?

Stef said...

The real Godzilla has a neck

Merkin said...

Well, Stef, you must be referring to the Fife Feartie.

He has got some neck to suggest that 70 K extra barrels are going to persuade Sheikh Djibootee et al to take one blind bit of notice.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't able to watch Question Time last week becasue she was on it. Far FAR worse than LinkAnn Widdecombe.

Its "politicians" like her that make me puke. Trangely the men politicians who have that 'style' arn't half as grating as the female ones.

Merkin said...

lwtc247, nice to see ya here.

How my television has survived I just don't know.
When I see Blears, Harman, Widders et al on the box I just want to throw something at it - especially when the spineless interviewers fawn and simper in appreciation rather than picking up on the lies.

Anonymous said...

(and it's nice to be here Merkin)

I agree Merk, the way the 'chair' allows these grubby little idiots to spin their crap is terrible. The grey bubblebee on QT presses once in a while but it's weak, far too infrequenct and he never persists.

Paxo's a bit better but often picks a fight with the innocents rther than the villians.

Stef said...

Well, Stef, you must be referring to the Fife Feartie

on the subject of neckless creatures roaming the northern reaches of the empire, I was watching coverage of Alec and Wendy hammering away at each other about a Scottish referendum a few weeks ago and I realised that Scotland is now ruled by Hobbits - compulsory Second Breakfasts all round...