Monday, 13 April 2009

What's a dose amongst friends?

Who the fuck gives a toss whether a fagette from The Bullingdon Club caught a dose?

Seems the Graun does.

Don't mention The Dose.

McBride suggested spreading gossip, entirely unfounded, that Cameron may have suffered from a sexually transmitted disease.

Nearly choked on my penicillin.

I just loved it, considering that McPoison's bum chum shows all the signs of suffering from burnt out tabes.

Especially in the later stages of the condition, affected persons may be disoriented in time (not knowing what day of the week, day of the month, or even what year it is), in place (not knowing where they are), and in person (not knowing who they are or others around them).


Does that sound like the Fister in Chief?

Hoist by his own Cillice, no?

5 comments:

zola a social thing said...

Are you saying that there is a bit of Brown in all this?

zhisou said...

I actually think it's quite good that our right-wing party admit smoking dopw and having had VD - the more we can move away from expecting our politicians to be devoid of imperfections, past lives and skeletons, the better.

Merkin said...

Well said, Mister Z.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Clapped-out NuLabour hacks all lined up for their spankings from Old Brown, eh?

So far over here, the NeoCons and Ann Coulter seem to be retaining the monopoly on spreading outright filth....

Merkin said...

Wookie, there used to be a very good web-site which catalogued the crimes against decency of Anne Coulter and other weirdos like that.

It had to close down because it was getting so many hits that the guys bandwidth was getting fucked.